Skip to main content

About your Search

20130313
20130321
Search Results 0 to 1 of about 2
obama and the senate democrats' cross hairs right now. but we did receive helpful advice from joe biden. if you have any threats at home, go at home with a double barreled shotgun and fired into the air. that is useful if you are being attacked by a flock of geese. [laughter] or a drone. [laughter] [cheers] so maybe joe biden stumbled onto something after all. this past week, we had a hearing in the senate judiciary committee. a senior democrat explained to me that questions about the constitution have no role in the u.s. senate. [crowd boos] because, she explains, it is congress' job to pass laws and the supreme court can decide whether to throw them out or not. do you know what? that statement is exactly the problem. [applause] that statement is reminiscent of nancy pelosi when she was asked what is the constitutional basis of obamacare and her answer was, are you serious? serious? there are a whole lot of politicians, democrats and republicans, in washington who have not looked at the constitution in a long, long time. let me answer speaker pelosi. yes, we are serious. [applause] the
] i understand because of the sequester, the secret service detail has been replaced by joe biden with a shotgun. [laughter] earlierto joe biden today. i'm not sure he recognize me. he asked me to get him a slur pee. i see eric holder is here. i heard a rumor that the attorney general can only afford to ship a couple hundred guns this year. mr. president, i want to commend you on your choice for secretary of state. someone with integrity and experience, informs the world of seriousness and depth. let's give dennis rodman a great round of applause. [laughter] [applause] saw the of athletes, i president went golfing with tiger woods. he said, the president had an amazing touch. time tiger said that, he lost millions in endorsements and a hot, swedish wife worried -- wife. we can't laugh at ourselves. that would be racist. [laughter] this might surprise you. i am looking forward to president obama's second term. it will be refreshing to hear him stop blaming all our country's problems on the last four years. [applause] that is enough with the jokes. i want to switch to a more serious
Search Results 0 to 1 of about 2